joys of losing a phone

I lost my phone.
Lost my woman.
for several days I lived- phoneless.
alone in the wilderness.
but i got a new one
$40 and I now have a functioning camera phone.
in AT&T, a man was screaming because he wasn't getting a phone by 5 today.
who wants to call him anyway?

and that is the joy of losing a phone.
who calls you anyway?

a friend i had not thought about in a while surprised me with an unfamiliar area code.
an anonymous text said "my friend thinks youre a cutie."
except the friend goes by the name of Shannon Madden.
I wouldn't expect people to date me if i was named Andrew McAndrew, or Daniel McAniel.