i can has flickr?

and look i am htmling!

i took some pixx around lovely no*libs today.

easy day at the office.

good to know if I ever lose one or all of my limbs, I can always go to Atlantic City.

we used to be so close

just call me if you want to talk, penis.

i work in web 2.0 so i might as well get back into it

Recent reviews by Dan M.

What's this?

making stuff

i fear the devil and damnation.

i want to be a mapmaker

i wonder about the emotional attachment to the first cow a man purchases when he decides to get into the cattle dealing business.


idle hands are the devils playthings.

joys of losing a phone

I lost my phone.
Lost my woman.
for several days I lived- phoneless.
alone in the wilderness.
but i got a new one
$40 and I now have a functioning camera phone.
in AT&T, a man was screaming because he wasn't getting a phone by 5 today.
who wants to call him anyway?

and that is the joy of losing a phone.
who calls you anyway?

a friend i had not thought about in a while surprised me with an unfamiliar area code.
an anonymous text said "my friend thinks youre a cutie."
except the friend goes by the name of Shannon Madden.
I wouldn't expect people to date me if i was named Andrew McAndrew, or Daniel McAniel.